guy:

Gf: babe come over

Me: I’m eating garlic bread

Gf: I’m horny and my parents aren’t home

Me: it’s the kind that’s covered in cheese

(Source: discounsel)

sattickate:

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

If I died right now would anyone care would anyone think twice would anyone want me

It’s amazing how in one instant you can just feel like complete and udder shit about yourself and what you have done that has hurt others

that-one-irish-idiot:

bravadopinfire:

shieldposts:

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

honestly 

mentallykrill:

someone: *completes basic tasks and functions normally*

me, elbowing the person beside me and laughing heartily: i’ll have whatever that guy’s having

bipolarblueberries:

By all means, talk and raise awareness about depression. But please mention:

•Not showering or brushing your teeth for two weeks
•Getting sick from a vitamin D deficiency because you haven’t been outside in a solid month
•Getting lightheaded when you stand up from bed because you’ve been laying down for days
•The body pains
•Shampoo not bubbling because this is the first time you washed your hair in three weeks
•Over stimulation
•Pity from a distance
•'Get over yourself, there’s people *in Africa starving, with cancer, homeless, living in poverty, dying, ect.’
•Massive weight gain
•Massive weight loss
•Both
•Your body literally changing how it looks and deposits fat based on frequent weight gain and loss
•Hair loss
•Zero self esteem
•Breaking out in acne so bad you can’t put your head on a pillow from pain
•Being too depressed to commit suicide
•Self imposed isolation
•Stomach cramps
•Nausea
•Vomiting
•'You’re so dramatic, it can’t be that bad’

If you don’t, I’m not saying you’re not raising awareness, but you definitely need to step up your game